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by Jennifer on June 20, 2008
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Ha, if I added everything I wanted, I’d have to carry that thing around in a samsonite suitcase.
Attila the Moms last blog post..A Revolting Development
Where’s the massage feature? And I think the mute features should be expanded.
Manic Mommys last blog post..Going to Hell in a Laundry Basket
The “Mute Snores” should be FAR more prominent. Other than that, there needs to be a “GO – Outside to Fart” button.
‘Cause I SWEAR somthin’ done died up there.
Jans last blog post..I Have to Brag
Snort!
Mrs. Chilis last blog post..F-F-Friday
Rub my feet without complaining…..
Hear the children when they wake up in the middle of the night…
leendaluus last blog post..
I would add a button that assists them in finding items THEMSELVES.
Mary Alices last blog post..Three Things
Don’t you want a “wash my hair” button!
Do you hate me because the only two buttons I need on that remote are the “themostat up” and “mute snore” ones? Actually, I don’t need the thermostat up, except in the car. I’m the tightwad that keeps it cold here in the winter.
I would have to add the “Foot Massage” button. Also one that said “Watch the kids”.
Treasias last blog post..Day 5 (I’m losing it)
GUFFAWING over here!!! Okay, well – I suppose this will out my husband as an adolescent, but he still thinks his farts are completely charming, unique, and veritable works of art – so I suppose I could use a button for that.
LOVE THIS REMOTE!!!!!!!!!!!
Anns last blog post..My Presidential Pardons
Oh I am laughing .. a few months ago I was ranting about Husband’s inability to use a remote w/o screwing up … and I posted this very same ‘photo’ ..
Daryls last blog post..
Love the Mute options . . .
tysdaddys last blog post..Still Bored??!
Would you believe I don’t need the toilet seat button? One husband and two boys–all properly trained!
Jenn @ Juggling Lifes last blog post..In Which It Is The Summer Of The Boys From Brazil
MUTE ALL
Rees last blog post..Conversation with The King
Thanks for the belly laugh. Loved it. I’d add a couple of sex position buttons. Sometimes those need to be spelled (or is it buttoned?) in.
This will hold me laughter-wise for the whole day.
I would add a “Skip to Next Track” button for when the husband starts with “Did I tell you about the time…?”
Margarets last blog post..Pitchforks and Torches and Mob Scenes, Oh My
Too funny! Wow – I always knew it took a lot to make/keep women happy, but to see it so displayed reminds me how complicated your lives must be (another reason it’s good to be a guy). Men, on the other hand, are much less complicated, and so we would need far fewer buttons. Yes, I think we would need just a few buttons… um, yes… hmmm, ah… wait a minute, um… no, just one button. Yes, definitely one.
Man!, you wouldn’t want to see the male version of this.
Bruces last blog post..My – MP3
That just about says it perfectly, Jennifer. Maybe we could add “fast-forward to chocolate.”
Sans last blog post..A Brief but LARGE Life
Pour me a whiskey.
This 5lb box of milk chocolate caramels is for you.
I’m sending you away to a spa this weekend.
JCKs last blog post..My Interview on Derfwad Manor
The snore mute feature has me misty.
Mrs. G.s last blog post..Alcohol and Monkeys
I love it!!!!
Lisas last blog post..How to Get What you Want (a guide for tweens)
GM–You should PhotoShop this and make a(nother) remote for men.
You know, in addition to the one you guys hog already.
I love it!
fill my gas tank?
flutters last blog post..Easy to forget
There needs to be some sort of anti-farting button.
manager moms last blog post..To My No Longer A First Grader
Brilliant.. If I could just have that for a day!
Denise @ EatPlayLoves last blog post..Her Very Own Goo’s
I’d add “second dessert”
the mama bird diariess last blog post..vaccination angst
Oh, no way, that is too cute. I love it!! I want to get my hubby one for fun. Switch it out when he’s not lookin’. hehe
Rheas last blog post..A Science experiment, Shopping & Southern Etiquette
Um… *more* sex. Up with sex! And grocery delivery by remote.
Dharmamamas last blog post..I’m Being Gentle With Myself
Beautiful! Where can I get one? Is this the infomercial after the Sham-WOW?
Grandys last blog post..Nothing Like the Last Minute