All evening, I’ve been wading through online real estate listings. Which, it turns out, have funny words in them like rearyard.
I pulled this straight from the listing:
RESORT-STYLE REARYARD WITH ALL AMENITIES
I guess that because it’s resort-style, with all those amenities and everything, it must be fancier than a regular backyard. (Who knows, it’s probably be a common real estate term and I’m the only dumbass who doesn’t know it. So don’t pick on me if that’s true.)
In any case, I think I’ll start using the word from now on, just to confuse my kids.
“Kids, go play in the rearyard!” or “Boy, you left your baseball in the rearyard again.”
See, it’s funny, right? (All of this is evidence that I shouldn’t be allowed to stay up past midnight. At this hour, you get what you get.)
Maybe I should get my rearside to bed.
I had a great time at our virtual party last week! It was so much fun to hear your favorite music, and that everyone joined in. If anyone wants the code for our playlist, just send me an email to jennifersharvey at gmail dot com, and I’ll get it to you. You can find the playlist on my Driving Music page. Thanks for showing up!