I know you’ve been worried, so this is just to let you know that we’ve paid our debt to society.
Today, the Boy and all the other 4th graders boarded three charter buses and rode down to Tucson for a field trip to the Arizona-Sonora Desert Museum aka Where They Sell Stuffed Javelinas.
He replaced the one he lost, and now our civil rights, including the right to lose more stuff in the future, have been restored.
Which means that the old Java should show up by high noon tomorrow.
Just in time for the shootout little surprise I have planned for him in the town square.